Medal unlock
Awesome game, wishign you could fix it up though ;)
For those fo you who had trouble getting medals, here are some tips.
GOOD CITIZEN : Just get money, then walk into an airplane (says IRS on it), personally, I thought it was awesome taht you didn't die from hitting it, yet funny that you lost money.
INFORMED VOTER : Read through the "Who?" section, all 3 pages (just skip the reading).
BIG SPENDER : when you can, buy the 2x, 3x, and 4x of both slots when you can, then focus on earning to win.
MONSTER KILLER : Stay towards the middle, she tends to aim two low and two high, though it does change.
PACIFIST : rather annoying, keep to the top-left and swoop in when you can get a bag (not bomb) of cash, avoid IRS, buy the 2x 3x 4x when you can, as soon as you can.
TEA PARTY NUT : finish... just get it over with
UNDEAD : ~has not achieved~
Secret medal 1 - COOL LIKE A CAT : Buy or Earn (from that flashing elephant [ Republicans] ) 9 lives.
Secret medal 2 - TERRIBLE : jsut start game and lose, don't shoot, don't spend, just die.
Secret medal 3 - ? : ~has not achieved~
Well, somebody please do those 2 I didn't get, I don't have the time to do it over and over again ;)